its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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