called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So many bounce houses so little time
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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