You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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