Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
