if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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