their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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