Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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