it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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