dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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