Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
But we have bathrooms and they dont
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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