I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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