just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
