I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
someone owes me an orgasm
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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