fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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