So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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