just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize
