Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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