So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just pee around me
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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