who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
BRING THE BAGELS
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Randomize
