My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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