omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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