He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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