i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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