Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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