You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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