Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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