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(434): View more from Virginia

I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.

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(631): View more from New York

I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.

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(917): View more from New York City

Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...

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(360): View more from Washington

Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers

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(260): View more from Indiana

She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now

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(606): View more from Kentucky

He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.

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(442): View more from California

I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass

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