Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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