oh god the rape fog is back!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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