i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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