my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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