You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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