i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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