Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you didnt know i had herpes?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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