He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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