Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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