I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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