so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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