I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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