i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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