Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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