The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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