Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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