I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just pee around me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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