i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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