He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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