Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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