these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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