I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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