I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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