but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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