margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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