ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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